This is from a couple days ago, but I maintain that “Unga Bunga Boom!” is the best line of dialogue I’ve ever written. http://t.co/IV04trP2

Dear kids in my neighborhood:Next time I see you play “lay down & roll” in the middle of our street I take that as an invite to run you over

Huh. This seems low to me. RT:@UberFacts “Worldwide, it is estimated that about 22.5 million adults smoke marijuana daily.”