Oh shit… Davy Jones just died… #daydreambeliever
Month: February 2012
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Why’s driving drunk illegal but driving to work in the morning not? I’m far more alert at 2am with 6 beers in me than I am at 6-10am EVER.
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I gave up sex with @rihanna for Lent. So far it’s gone well. But I could relapse at any moment. You know… if she like asked…
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Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Leap Day William would be too easy. So instead I’ll say Santa Claus. Tough gig in Dec but pie in Feb
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Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Red Carpet critic. Just realized that you can make a whole job out of being a hater. I’m in!
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I sometimes wish I could tweet to only my black followers. I wanna bust out some Biggie Smalls lyrics & you white people would be offended.
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Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Spunky teen-sidekick to @djdnice. WIth his permission, I’d like to be known as the TR-909.
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Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: UXDesigner for @mrskin. Same thing I do for a living now but with boobs. Boobs make everything better
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Todays Wistful Career Change: Chinese NBA Superstar. It’s Mavsanity! (yes, I’m totally chinese, as long time readers know)
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Dear America, as a Pennsylvanian, I say to you in all sincerity. If you elect Santorum, you deserve what you get. I’m done with you.
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Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: St. Pauli Boy. Why does it always have to be a girl, anyway? Get me my Lederhosen!
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Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Test Subject in a sleep study… yawwwnn… ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: President, that way every day is my day!