Month: March 2012 | ChrisMaverick dotcom

by mav • March 31, 2012 • 0 Comments

New ink. http://t.co/5UdIRr98

Tattoo time!

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: George Clooney body double. We look exactly alike… if you squint… And then poke out your eyes

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: 60s AdExec. As I understand the job its:smoke cigar, drink bourbon & slap my secretary then fuck her?

You’re supposed to wear helmets on BigWheels today? http://t.co/9FsLdgwi I swear we’re going to evolve a race of softskulled pussy children

Ever since I posted this earlier I’ve been thinking to myself: You know what would rock? Adult Big Wheels! http://t.co/mqpEuLuj

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Stuntman/Daredevil. Someone give me some scissors and watch me run with them.

Ooh… Do I want to spend $64 buying all the Harry Potter books again? http://t.co/51TdRKei

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Proud member of the Boo-Yaa T.R.I.B.E. Brothers, do we have Bass?

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Ho, you know… I’m a ho. I rock three different freaks after every show.

Do you understand the metaphoric phrase “Lyte as a Rock?” it’s explaining how heavy the young lady is. Know what I’m saying, @megabee?

Damn, this is fucked up. I for one admire the kid’s tenacity! And like no one goes to prom hoping to get laid. http://t.co/chnHgjyX

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Junior Black Correspondent on @TheDailyShow. Senior black correspondent has too much responsibility.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: AutoChriropractor… my neck has been killing me for two days. Ouch…

Oh my god! I just got email spam that I actually kinda care about. Anyone want to go see Casablanca on the big screen tomorrow?