ok, cutest thing ever…. so I run up to the mall to get a subway sandwich and I make my order and then some woman gets behind me in line with her two year oldish son. And she orders a turkey and ham sandwich with cheese for herself and a turkey kids sandwich with no cheese toasted for her son. And the girl at the counter keeps getting confused and wanting to put cheese on the kid’s sandwich. After like 5 times the subway girl gets it and wanders away to make the sandwich, and the woman turns to me and says “ugh, is it me? Am I that unreasonable?” and I say “not at all, I’m allergic to cheese too. I’ve spent my whole life dealing with special orders” and we have like a 30 second conversation about allergies. And finally the kid pulls on her leg.

Kid: “MOMMY!” Woman: “Yes Sweetheart?”
Kid: “You’re talking to a stranger!!!”
Woman: “Well yes, I am. But…”

Then she turns to me and says “you know, I really don’t have anything to say to that”