Month: April 2012 | ChrisMaverick dotcom

by mav • April 6, 2012 • 0 Comments

If @Marvel lets me direct all the postAvengers movies, they’ll end with Baron Zemo asking the villains to join the Thunderbolts Initiative.

I should run a promote @cosmichellcats contest. Like I’ll give FIVE WHOLE DOLLARS to the 1st celeb with over 50K followers to tweet about us

some little kid is doing cartwheels outisde my building… that looks so much more fun than working!

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Liam Neeson, in any role ever. “I will find you, and I will kill you.”

Today on my iPhone: Goddamn Lauryn Hill could throw down. Too bad about that part where she went bats shit crazy.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision:Commercial Jingle Writer. “♬I want my babybackbabybackbabyback!♬” Admit it, its stuck in your head now

Clearly there’s some motherfucker working at Bath&Bodyworks who gets off on canceling whatever fragrance I like. Stop that shit already!

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: 4th grader. That seems like the proper amount of mental effort I’m capable of today.

nice! http://t.co/h3BFsDx5

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Chainsaw player in “Jackyl” tribute band. And maybe I can also do Ash impersonations on the side.

Woah! Maybe I should have wistfully wished to be an ice road trucker again. http://t.co/4b6uIPrn

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Reality TV star. Only my whole show will be about watching me take a nap.

whew… just completed my first 10K in less than an hour since I started running again. Yay good shoes making up for crap knees! 56:31