Dammit! My hot tub won’t power up and I can’t figure out why.

just went running. 8 miles in the rain. I’m sore as hell. Who wants to come hot tub with me?

Once again, to all the babymamas and mamas’ mamas: Never meant to make your daughter cry. I apologize 1000 times!

¿Hmmm… so can I use Doce de Mayo as an excuse to drink twice as much as Cinco de Mayo?