by mav • May 22, 2012 • 0 Comments

just got a missed call on googlevoice. Who the fuck is calling my google voice number? And why didn’t it ring through? Isn’t that the point?

Dammit… the biggest problem with #CAPTCHA images is that I can’t read them either. Maybe I’m a bot.

Haven’t posted a #photoshoot in a while, so here’s one from a couple months ago with Brooke. http://t.co/iAoiH9u5 http://t.co/QZENbgCl

I don’t think there’s any way I can NOT buy this when it comes out. http://t.co/n38NCsrq #minorityreport

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Hype-man in an NWH tribute band. We got HATS now, Motherfucker!!!

by mav • May 21, 2012 • 0 Comments

wow… #RealityTV has come to this? http://t.co/ktcNVtS7 Ummm… I’m totally a virgin. I swear! Someone give me a tv show and get me laid.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Front man of a jug band. I have a jug, but I need someone someone with a washtub with a hole in it.

Blah… someone come drink with me.

Nice…

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Luca Brasi. And may your first child be a masculine child! (if not, i guess we feed her to the dogs?)

how the fuck did Ray J get on my Donna Summer pandora station?

Segway. Revolutionizing mall cop transportation since 2001! http://t.co/OXivQepk

awww… Donna Summer is dead. This may have to be a Disco Afternoon on the iPhone….

I love being in a meeting & having a nonMac user go to the presentation MacBook & not be able to figure out how to click the trackpad.