Month: June 2012 | ChrisMaverick dotcom

by mav • June 30, 2012 • 0 Comments

I’ve decided to start my own internet hoax. Who wants to help? Tweet/FB it like it’s the truth! http://t.co/kA0pVzQ5http://t.co/kA0pVzQ5

If newspapers are going away will people one day line their kitty litter boxes with kindles and iPads?

Dear anyone convicted of road rage: you were screwed. Anyone stuck 20+ min. driving less than 100ft deserves to shoot at lease one person.

If it takes a village to raise a child, why didn’t I get to fuck his mom?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Sith Lord. Given the disorganization of the Rebels, I can think if 1000 ways I could have beat them.

Dear lady in traffic, don’t wave me to pass in front of you if you’re going to be all pissy once I do.

Whew! 7 miles. Second time I’ve gone running this week. Ugh. Why do I do this again?

left/right wing aside, I’m really happy so many people are outraged/happy about the Obamacare decision. At least you’re paying attention

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision:warrior w/ a magic sword joined by my friends a mok & a princess making our my through a strange world

Dear internet:Its not BackToTheFuture day. Uts PhotoshopHoaxDay. The future is 10/21/15. You’re sposed to be geeks, dammit! Watch the movie!

I need to have a disco party #ThoughtsYouHaveWhileListeningToYouriPhoneAtWork

Wouldn’t work rule if in the middle of the day someone shouted “EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!” & started jamming C&C MusicFactory style?

The hot girls walk in through the out door. #ThingsILearnedFromPrinceSongs (Prince, Zeppelin, all great philosophers have the same message)

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Proprietor Hotel California. No, you can’t have your wine. We haven’t had that spirit here since 1969

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision:Latenight talkshow host. I’m up anyway. I need a gimmick. Like dog barking or that golf swing. Ideas?