If newspapers are going away will people one day line their kitty litter boxes with kindles and iPads?

Dear anyone convicted of road rage: you were screwed. Anyone stuck 20+ min. driving less than 100ft deserves to shoot at lease one person.

If it takes a village to raise a child, why didn’t I get to fuck his mom?

Dear lady in traffic, don’t wave me to pass in front of you if you’re going to be all pissy once I do.