I just invented something in my head. The iPad Trapper Keeper! I think I need to make a prototype and do a kickstarter.

Works for me.

Seriously, its entirely too fucking hot to have a shirt on today. Ladies, I don’t know how you do it. You all have my blessing to go topless

Someone asked me today if I was gonna have Jammy Jam. Last year I was in Vegas so I skipped it. This year, I’ll likely be really poor as that month (August) as that’s when I stop being gainfully employed and become a lowly grad student. On the other hand, it’s the end of my…

dear idiot credit card guy. You have my home #. If I don’t want to give you my cell, what on earth makes you think I’ll give you my work #?

words to live by

wow….Andy Griffith died… wait a minute… Andy Griffith was alive? Anyway, RIP. How do you whistle a tribute on twitter?

Run Tip: Even if you’re dehydrated in 90F heat after 5+ miles it’s impossible to not go all out when The Power by Snap comes on your iPhone