Only one week left til I’m a grad student. Should I be spending my days shopping or getting drunk or something? (or maybe running away?)

Also, listening to the tv announcers critiques the officiating of the scab refs is amusing. But god, I hope there’s real refs by the season.

Why do they keep playing Charlie Batch? Even in preseason. Football is dangerous. And he’s my age. He could break a hip.

I wonder if I could win the presidency by actually running campaign ads ABOUT ME & what i’d do instead of blasting opponents

dammit! How is Crimson Tide not on Netflix? And I don’t think I wanna see it $18 worth from iTunes. Now do I wanna break out the laserdisc?

Ever have one of those moments where you’re sitting there and you feel like you need to watch a boat movie? I’m thinking Crimson Tide.

Watching an old episode of $25,000 Pyramid on GSN. Damn! @RealMarkiePost was hella bangable in an 80s.

I still have a couple fantasy football spots left. Any takers?

bwahahaha…. so one of my models/hellcats is named Chaste. Some holier-than-thou super religious type commented on an old pic of her I have of her on deviant art complaining that I didn’t know the meaning of the word chaste and I should read the poetry on his page so i could learn… His poetry is……

Don’t hate the player, hate the ga…. eh, never mind… go ahead and hate the player.

I love being at the cigarette store and the guy in front of you buys a glass pipe and two packs of rolling papers and no tobacco.

Hit the powerball last night. I’m $4 richer! I wanna pay people to do demeaning things Ted Dibiase style. Who’ll lick my boots for a nickel?

It is very disturbing when the 60+ year old cashier lady at Target asks you “want me to put a strap on for you?”