Ok, for 2016, I’m putting together an Olympic Marco Polo team! Gold medal or bust! Who’s in?

As far as I can tell rhythmic gymnastics is just a big ad for Haremgirls’Я’Us –Hey catch this ball between your legs while doing the splits!

Ok. Just ran 6.5 miles. Now I just have to run home. Yeah, this was a dumb idea.

i still have fantasy football spots open? let me know if you want in.

and if @j_ennis retweets me… I may just start giggling like a school girl. You’ve all been warned.

New Rule. Once I am king, all women must train to Olympic Level heptathelete. @J_Ennis may be the hottest woman on the planet.

Um, I get that people driving tired is a problem, but did the news seriously just announce warning signs to let you know when you’re tired?

ok really, at this point, I think Men’s Indoor Olympic Volleyball is just filler. No bikinis. No DJ. I think even the commentator is bored.

maybe not as hot as when I got RT’d by @rileysteele & @AdrianneCurry but being RT’d by @MYGEEKTIME is still pretty cool http://t.co/TtZlg2fiMav (@chrismaverick) posted a photo on TwitterGet the whole picture – and other photos from Mav

part of me says this is cool. the other part says what kinda geek builds a bat cave without a fucking giant penny? http://t.co/vt0bAE19Man Builds $2 Million Batcave in Home – IGNA die-hard Batman fan is having an impressive-looking Batcave-inspired theater built in his home. And we want it.

Still looking for more Fantasy Football players. Let me know if you want in my league (free, except for the price of taunting)

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