Talking with my niece about the Great Race that I’m running this weekend. Mav: Aunt Steph and I are running in a race on Sunday just like you did. Nevaeh: I ran 27 laps. How far is your race? Mav: 6 miles. Nevaeh: That’s long! Mav: Yeah Nevaeh: Maybe you should do a shorter one.

Dear Movie studios, just let me use iTMS to get my digital copies, so I can stop trying to use @uvvu which no one on earth can make work.

I hereby announce my candidacy for President of the USA on the House Party ticket. If elected, I’m gonna Project X the Whitehouse.