seriously, which person in my fantasy league paid off Tony Romo to do everything he can to lose my fucking game for me?

anyone feeling particularly academic and want to proofread my paper that’s due next week?

Looking for new gym shoes? Just send me your facebook password so I can hack your account and post this to everyone’s wall you know so I can hack their accounts too and you can have this wonderful pair. Won’t that be great? http://www.healingfeet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/sneakers-worn-holes.jpghttp://www.healingfeet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/sneakers-worn-holes.jpg

the cross section of geek this appeals to id probably like 1%… and 99% of them probably read my facebook page.

4 weeks of grad classes down and I haven’t been drunk in class once. This beats my previous undergrad record by 3 weeks and 6 days.

Reading the Inferno and Pride & Prejudice at the same time for school. Starting to get confused. Jane rules the 7th circle of hell, right?

reading pride and prejudice for school… umm, when do the zombies show up?

is there a reason that shoe companies in specific hack Facebook and spam everyone? I mean, it’s always shoes…

Back from Baltimore and being a photographer and comic book writer. Now to read 297,384,892,345 pages for class. Grad school is fun. *sigh*

Yawn. Wayyyyy to early to be setting up for a comicon.

Whosoever holds this hammer, should he be worthy, shall posses the power of John Henry, a steel driving man. Why wasn’t I @TheRealStanLee

I wonder if I could make money selling Rosetta Stone software for conversational Pig Latin.

I miss Poker After Dark. Not sleeping was so much more fun before I was forced to watch Hoda and Kathie Lee.