Time to laugh at someone for being stupid enough to take anything from Liam Neeson. #Taken2 http://t.co/I2cQKeWxA check-in at AMC Loews Waterfront 22Multiplex in West Homestead, PA

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by mav • October 5, 2012 • 0 Comments

Yep, this pretty accurately explains my place in the political landscape. http://www.politicalcompass.org/test

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by mav • October 5, 2012 • 0 Comments

Went outside for a cigarette and noticed that the full moon was exceptionally bright tonight. Figured it was a good excuse to play with my macro lens.

Ok, so Stephanie seems to be a little confused after my last post, so I made this handy dandy little Venn diagram. You can all print this out and carry it in your wallets. It contains everything you should ever need to know to get through life.

Harry Potter vs. Ron Weasly, redux (and a poll for the masses): Ok, so last night (https://www.facebook.com/chrismaverick/posts/10152273308866654)I ranted about JK Rowling's thing where she said that she screwed up and Harry and Hermione should have ended up together instead of Ron and Hermione (http://on.io9.com/2KbGovA). And then as always I went on to use that as a platform to make some demeaning sex joke. You know, like... it's what I do, right? So anyway, a bunch of people Like'd the post, because it's Facebook and that's what people do. I of course know that reason you all do this is because of my amazingly clever and biting wit. BUT, Stephanie seems to have a question about that. She theorizes that some people might have been Like'ing the post because they agree with Rowling and Harry and Hermione should have ended up together. So here's the poll. 1) Should Hermione have ended up with Ron or Harry. 2) Do you tend to Like my FB posts because of the content of the link or because of what I say about them.

seriously... I don’t get how teenagers and twenty-somethings do college at all.... 1) If I were this frustrated 20 years ago, I totally would have given up and gone drinking by now (which I often did, and hence some of the problems I had when I was an undergrad). 2) I have a house. In my house I have an office. My office is specifically constructed for me to do work. Like, I have walls that are whiteboard from ceiling to floor. How the hell do people work in libraries and computer clusters? I realize there are whiteboards and stuff in libraries and public computer labs, but people like erase them. Look at this picture. This is the contents of my brain over the last 3 weeks or so. If this whiteboard were to be erased the chances of me finishing this paper would essentially be zero. 3) They don't let you take beer into the libraries and computer clusters. It simply is not possible to write a 20 page paper without beer. Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying.

Yay! 15 min weight loss plans! Fuck the gym! Fuck photoshop too! Just stand at the right angle! My favorite Garfield quote ever. I "did you know you could flex fat?" Well, here's how to instructions For Men: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andrew-dixon/weight-loss-secrets_b_3643898.html?ncid=wsc-dl-cards-readmore%3Dedlinkusaolp00000009 For Women: http://www.businessinsider.com.au/before-and-after-weight-loss-exposed-2013-8

Hmmm... maybe I'll start a meme. Yeah, so uh... press like and reshare or some very completely unlikely but horrible thing that you don't want will happen to some person that you really care about... Yeah, that's the ticket!

Yep, this pretty accurately explains my place in the political landscape. http://www.politicalcompass.org/test

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by mav • October 4, 2012 • 0 Comments

Ok, I thought @klout was kinda pointless and silly, but hey… they just sent me a steelers cap and terrible towel just for being me. score!

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by mav • October 3, 2012 • 0 Comments

Oooh!!! First presidential debate tonight. Anyone want to he together for debate bingo?

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by mav • October 2, 2012 • 0 Comments

And now its time to read medieval pornography. Yes, this is actually my homework. Yay grad school!

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by mav • October 1, 2012 • 0 Comments

Trying to finish writing a paper due tomorrow & the bottle of bourbon my desk is whispering “drink me!” ok, this is the college I remember

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by mav • October 1, 2012 • 0 Comments

Wahhh! I don’t wanna get up and go to school. You can’t make me. Wahhhhh!

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