My favorite is the dude who discovers his superpowers.19 People Who Are Having A Way Worse Day Than YouHaving a bad day? Trust me, it's going to be OK.

steph just got a facebook message “Dear Stephanie and Mike, may god bless you with many happy years.” Who the fuck is Mike?

only one more week of classes left this semester and I haven’t been to one kegger yet. What the fuck? College sucks these days!

It’d be great if someday @HowardStern’s balls really caused an earthquake or something & the media would ignore it as a joke

Oh my god… facebook is so evil. I have to warn all my friends. Because I can’t have facebook dragging the earth into the sun before I realize my evil plan of destroying the sun!!!!

in honor of facebook’s new guidelines, I’m posting this notice. For every update I make, they owe me $20. Sure, there’s no legal basis for this, but just in case they don’t understand copyright law and they’re stupid enough to fall for the other notice, maybe they’ll be stupid enough for mine too.

Revised my Watchmen term paper into a second draft. Any takers to read it and give me feedback?

Heh… very cute…

ever have one of those days where you’re in your bedroom and something electronic is beeping every 5-10 min and you have no idea what it is?

Ok, I need volunteers. Who wants to read the first draft of my Watchmen term paper and give me feedback?

How did people write in the typewriter age? My thoughts are totally nonlinear. I hope around from paragraph to paragraph and page to page.

The biggest problem with writing a term paper on Watchmen is I’m tempted to put a SPOILERS warning on every page.

Oh yeah, Steph and I got married a few weeks ago. We probably should have mentioned that.

Today’s fortune cookie from YumWok (yes YumWok, dammit!): “Next time, order the shrimp.”

Postmodernism as defined by my wrestling buddy, @ARuttgaizer: So postmodernism is the formal term for “whatever”