Postmodernism as defined by my wrestling buddy, @ARuttgaizer: So postmodernism is the formal term for “whatever”

So Plaxico Burress is trying out to come back to the Steelers today. I’m suddenly afraid he will somehow end up our quarterback.

I’m now writing a term paper analyzing The Watchmen as allegorical literature. Dear 17-year-old Mav. THIS is why you are going to college.