Wow. We actually have a rush of voters today. There was even a line before we opened. It’s almost as if people care.

WTF?!?! I’m getting political robocalls from non famous people now? Seriously, “Elliot” if you care that much you can fucking call me live.

I am considering going from house to house tonight and stealing all the hours. We’ll be stuck in DST forever! MUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

this may be the most interesting spam I’ve gotten. Win a TV by looking at clips of naked girls. And it’s real. (NSFW) http://t.co/0eDw4XCuErection 2012Erection 2012: Vote for the top 10 nude scenes of the year and win a 55 inch TV.

Huh… just got a robocall from Clint Eastwood. I thought he was persona non grata after the convention. I wonder if the Dems put him up to it

Dear everyone… no matter what happens Tue. night, I expect half of you to put your money where you mouth is and move to Canada on Wed.