dammit amazon… why must you move the friends wishlists section to a new place I can’t find it every christmas?

When I did that last shoot with Brooke, I decided it might be cool to do something silly and fun as well. So here you go. A chance to pervert all your childhoods… I sorta kinda wish I wrote fan fiction now.

What do you do with your day when you’re too hopped up on Vicodin from having your wisdom teeth pulled to go and celebrate the semester being over by drinking? You edit photos that you’ve been neglecting because of school work. Check it out and let me know what you think.

Time to say goodbye to my wisdom teeth. *sigh*

Final term papers turned in! Let’s go get drunk!

Holy Fuck?!? Public Enemy is being inducted into the Rock&Roll Hall of Fame! Congrats to @MrChuckD. @harryallen can we believe the Hype now?

I swear I used to be smart. My mommy even told me so. Clearly college is bad for your brain. *sigh*

Bwahahahaha!!! I hope this is real… and if it’s fake… I honestly don’t even care. HAHAHAHAH!!!!

So I’m at @maxermas and they have this on the wall. Someone alert Pittsburgh Steel Man! http://t.co/Ig568iUtMav (@chrismaverick) posted a photo on TwitterGet the whole picture – and other photos from Mav

I sorta get Kate. Kinda. A little. But why does anyone give a fuck if Jen Aniston is pregnant or not? Anyone? Bueller? http://t.co/aHXbjABXMav (@chrismaverick) posted a photo on TwitterGet the whole picture – and other photos from Mav

Huh… this is great

Thoughts you have while listening to iTunes & doing homework: Damn, Lauryn Hill had skills! Too bad she had to go all batshit crazy & stuff.

at the suggestion of @thwomp: from here on out, four ellipsis will be used to denote “dirty” meanings in text and tweets. “get it….”