having a character named Damsel in my comic hurts my ability to write about King Arthur. When typing, my fingers automatically capitalize it

3X2(9YZ)4A… dammit… didn’t work…

My cat is fascinated by my printer. I’m not sure why. She’s not into other random tech. But the printer sounds seem to really intrigue her.

i hate when people send me mail flagged urgent that actually is urgent. Cause my immediate assumption is to see the marker & assume its spam

Hehehehe… I’m pretty sure I know both of these people.

Hmm… CMU hired a new president. If he ends up being my commencement speaker(which happened for undergrad) I’m gonna start stabbing people.

Wow, the announcers are talking about the Ray Lewis murder case. They never do that!

ok, having an official “stats since the outage” graphic is pretty awesome!

Mmmm. Home brew beer! If only I had better than a one month turnaround.

Dear Movie studios using @uvvu for free digital copies. Fuck you! Fuck you in the ass with a chainsaw & no lube! (yes, I’ll bitch everytime)