ooh… cute… I love how the tree subtly changes. that really makes it for me.

“tomorrow is april 1st and I like an april fools joke as much as anyone, but I do not joke about the weather.” oh you wacky meteorologists!

Winter is coming! in 20 hours.

So… Like I was saying….

there. I just finished writing a 2 page paper with a 3 page bibliography. I am oddly proud of this.

truer words have never been spoken.

I just got (physical) mail from Century III Chevrolet. Their used car dept is in dire need of certain models of 2004-2007 Fords. If I happen to have one they’ll offer me THE FULL PRICE of the car new! The only adjustment is -20 to -50 cents per mile it was driven…. Ummm… 50 cents…

dear facebook spammer, I’m prettty sure that the hot, 19 year old, bisexual, bikini clad girl, who from the looks of your picture appears to be in hawaii and just created her facebook profile this week, that you claim to be DOESN’T actually want to join the Pittsburgh Indy Comic Society facebook group. Nice try…

Ok, Fun question for anyone who sees this. I’m working on a paper for class. In the movie American Pie (the first one, if you remember it). Do you think the characters of Heather and Oz end up having sex? If you happen to have the DVD handy, the relevant scenes are at 1:26:24-1:25:46 and…

Sick of it?!?! Dammit, women should wear superhero capes all the time!!!

It appears someone who is not me has again won the powerball. Please write your congressman about this travesty of justice.

Dear WTAE News, ok, you have Arena Football. Great. Don’t patronize me by pretending “its the moment Pittsburgh has been waiting for”

Hmmm… How much do I have to pledge to rename it CobraLALALALALALALALA!!! http://t.co/4jhrexIsC4

Professor quote of the day: “But this is not the Orpheus story your grandfather used to drive.”