I wish I had the time (and talent) to be a one-man-gay-accapella-youtube-sensation! http://t.co/to9N3oAb02 – https://twitter.com/chrismaverick/status/312653011551911937Disney Princesses AFTER Ever AfterIn case you were wondering what happens after your Disney princesses live happily ever after, Jon Cozart, aka "Paint," has all the answers. And it's not pretty… although his singing is.
Who wants to go with me and purify themselves in the waters of Lake Minnetonka? – https://twitter.com/chrismaverick/status/312362409404817408
Dear Catholics. Unhappy with the new pope? Its time for a schism. Just proclaim me your new infallible being. I’ve never even raped a kid. – https://twitter.com/chrismaverick/status/312266929152860160
seriously… I’m the kinda person that sees something like this and it makes me WANT to touch the rotating part. Ok, I got problems.
Ow…. seriously… ow…. every once in a while, I just want off the planet. #MarsBitchez!!!
To get inside you paid the whole ten dollars. Scotch taped with a razor blade taped to your collar. #SelfDestruction #DamnImOld
You know, I’d kill to see a movie where Bubba says “Get off my plane!!!!”
If I ever have kids, I’m going to raise them as Odinists. One day I want to have a discussion like this: Mav Jr: What happens when we die, Daddy? Mav Sr: well son, you go to Hel, where you are tortured with the rest of the damned. Unless of course, you’re lucky enough to…
I kinda want to get this tattoo’d on my forehead.
Some #jagoffs idea of “parking” at the grocery store yesterday. http://t.co/busYhOwLLzMav (@chrismaverick) posted a photo on TwitterGet the whole picture – and other photos from Mav
You know, to this day, as instructed, I have never forgotten @RealDougEFresh or the get fresh crew. #LaDiDaDi
there… cultural analysis of Chaucer is complete. Now its time to turn off my brain for a bit. Ooh! I have Celebrity Apprentice on DVR!
I really hope that writing a paper with all these quotes in Middle English doesn’t fuck up my spell check dictionary from here on out.
You know, as a great man once said… “mamasae mamasa mamakusa!”
What? No Gangam style? No Harlem Shake?