what do you charge this guy with?obviously you want to put him away forever. So do you try him for 4 murders and 10,000 attempted murders?

CMU People: Ok, I’m having a discussion with Stephanie. Who do you think is a bigger “Superstar” of a buggy team. The drivers or the pushers? (once people answer I’ll explain why we’re asking).

“CNN: Because Fact Checking is for Pussies!” http://t.co/KjUCUXCW1XCNN Reports Barack Obama Has ResignedCNN reported that President Barack Obama resigned today. Correspondent John King took to the airwaves this morning to explain an email from White House press secretary Jay Carney saying Barack Obama had quit over "budget issues." The network was forced to retract its claim …

“I look like a white Denzell Washington” is the best line ever.Men Discover They Really Don’t Look Like Movie Stars, Erupt in TearsBy now, most of us have seen Dove’s “Sketches” video wherein several unsuspecting women describe to a sketch artist how thoroughly hideous they believe their faces truly are (spoiler alert: it’s totally not…

Gail King: “Now, the first brother died in the shootout and then the police set up a perimeter. But now we’re told the other brother is on the run. Can you tell us how he escaped the perimeter?” Gail, Gail, Gail… that’s how perimeters work. Haven’t you ever seen 24?