Apparently, nine out of ten parents simply have kids because they are sociopaths and want someone to torture. (though the mom with the waterballoons may be my favorite person ever).
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/people-who-are-really-nailing-this-parenting-thing
24 People Who Are Really Nailing This Parenting Thing
Something tells me that the children of all these parents are going to grow up to be just fine.