yeah…. but what if you’re into that sort of thing?

hahahahahahahaahhaha…..

Yeah, no one thinks about the real victims of tragedy. The FWBs.One Night Stand Goes Awry in Lockdown BostonIn which a one night stand turns into a daylong ordeal, due to the Boston lockdown.

what do you charge this guy with?obviously you want to put him away forever. So do you try him for 4 murders and 10,000 attempted murders?

CMU People: Ok, I’m having a discussion with Stephanie. Who do you think is a bigger “Superstar” of a buggy team. The drivers or the pushers? (once people answer I’ll explain why we’re asking).

“CNN: Because Fact Checking is for Pussies!” http://t.co/KjUCUXCW1XCNN Reports Barack Obama Has ResignedCNN reported that President Barack Obama resigned today. Correspondent John King took to the airwaves this morning to explain an email from White House press secretary Jay Carney saying Barack Obama had quit over "budget issues." The network was forced to retract its claim …

“I look like a white Denzell Washington” is the best line ever.Men Discover They Really Don’t Look Like Movie Stars, Erupt in TearsBy now, most of us have seen Dove’s “Sketches” video wherein several unsuspecting women describe to a sketch artist how thoroughly hideous they believe their faces truly are (spoiler alert: it’s totally not…

Gail King: “Now, the first brother died in the shootout and then the police set up a perimeter. But now we’re told the other brother is on the run. Can you tell us how he escaped the perimeter?” Gail, Gail, Gail… that’s how perimeters work. Haven’t you ever seen 24?

I just realized I am offended by class of 2017 tshirts. How dare you be looking to graduate when you were born after I finished college?

I love @Amazon’s lowest price guarantee on dvd preorders. But getting two emails telling me I’ve been refunded $0.03 is a little much.

I have now officially backed out of the IUP phd program and accepted Duquesne’s. Again, may GodMC have mercy on my soul.

Sigh… I love free speech… and then sometimes I realize “wait, maybe some people are too dumb to talk.” Dear America, next election, speak up, tell your government that you don’t want them anymore. You need me to be King. Free condoms for everyone!!!High Schooler Protests ‘Slut-Shaming’ Abstinence Assembly Despite…A West Virginia high school student…

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people?!?!? I just got this email from some person I’ve never heard of before: “I found a girl I know on there and someone else posted pictures of her on anonib. When I went onto Zivity, I didn’t want to pay for it. I just want to login,…

Seriously… if I ever had an easy day of my life, I’d be afraid I was dead.