I once again submit my proposal for Doctor Dre to be the next Doctor Who (with companions Eminem and Skylar Grey).
Two years ago (http://www.facebook.com/706866653/posts/10150308356226654), I wrote this screenplay for it:
Series 9: Episode 3 –
[INT SPACESHIP NIGHT]
DALEKS HAVE CAPTURED SKYLAR AND PLACED HER INSIDE THE DOOMSDAY DEVICE WHICH IS POINTED AT THE EARTH.
Daleks: Exterminate
Skylar: I need a doctor!
Daleks: Exterminate
Skylar: I need a doctor doctor doctor!
Daleks: Exterminate
Skylar: I need a doctor!
THE TARDIS, NOW WITH HYDRALICS MATERIALIZES.
Daleks: Exterminate
Doctor: I don’t think so, bitch!
Daleks: Exterminate
Doctor: You will return Ms. Grey immediately, motherfucker
Daleks: Exterminate
Doctor: I am the Doctor! You will return Ms. Grey and cease this bullshit or I will be forced to…
Daleks: Exterminate
Doctor: That’s it… Yo Shady, burn this fucker down….
Eminem: You got it, Dre!
Farewell, Eleven: Matt Smith is leaving Doctor Who
It looks like the Doctor is gearing up for a new regeneration. Matt Smith has officially announced that he's bowing out of Doctor Who at the end of the year. Raise your fish fingers and custard and toast to the good Doctor times Smith has given us.
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