(While Watching the Voice Finale) Stephanie: Wow, you know, Usher really is a good promoter. Mav: Well, yeah. I mean he invented Justin Bieber out of random parts he bought on the Internet.

I was just talking to H. Jameel Al Khafiz and he mentioned that he just saw a brother walking down the street with a hightop fade complete with kwame streak. Now I’m wondering. You know how the punk culture got to be mainstream enough that you could be a part of the real world? Like…

Ugh. How much would it cost to replace my lawn with AstroTurf. Mowing sucks!