Bath&Bodyworks keeps sending me mail about their “BBW Sale Deals.” I wonder if they realize that means something different than they think.

Saw Man of Steel yesterday. I think my review could best be summed up as “Not as good as SuckerPunch.” Take it how you will.

Just got headhunter mail with the subject: “Very Hot And Urgent Requirement For UI Developer” Jobrecruiters are now officially porn peddlers

getting a friend request from an obviously fake Facebook profile: Funny. Randomly happening to ACTUALLY KNOW the real girl in the pic that the person claims to be: FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

So there’s this commercial airing now with SnoopDog sitting there smiling with a huge shit eating grin: “Snoop does this habitually.” and then he reaches down into a back of nuts and starts munching on them. Its an add for pistachios. “Snoop loves pistachios. So should you!” Who approved this?!?!? What ad exec for the…

Just saw this on the news. It’s so cute! So apparently they cured deafness in this 3 year old with a new kind of cochlear implant. So this video is them testing it out for the first time. Remember this kid was born deaf, and he’s only 3. So then his dad says “Daddy loves…

So now that they have the ability to narrowcast to me, can I have ESPN8: The Ocho? http://t.co/FyfIK1gdJzThe good news: HBO Go, WatchESPN coming to Apple TVInevitably lame bad news: You still need cable to actually watch anything.

I wonder if I can get past the ultrasound requirement by just having the abortion doc make a raspberry sound against the patient’s belly right before the procedure. You know, cuz that makes just as much sense. (also, it makes as much sense as the fact that an iMac is the pic that Facebook automagically…

I bet having to dismiss the “I promise not to use the GPS while moving” warning causes more fucking accidents than using it.

Since I already did Dr. Strange, I figured I might as well draw the OTHER doctor of the mystic arts. Again requested by Andrew Stowell. Dr. Fate.

(While Watching the Voice Finale) Stephanie: Wow, you know, Usher really is a good promoter. Mav: Well, yeah. I mean he invented Justin Bieber out of random parts he bought on the Internet.

I was just talking to H. Jameel Al Khafiz and he mentioned that he just saw a brother walking down the street with a hightop fade complete with kwame streak. Now I’m wondering. You know how the punk culture got to be mainstream enough that you could be a part of the real world? Like…

Ugh. How much would it cost to replace my lawn with AstroTurf. Mowing sucks!

At the suggestion of Michael E. Higgins, it’s the Juggernaut, bitch. Enjoy! If you have a suggestion for me to draw, let me know.

It’s Mav and Jameel’s Facebook Pictionary part 12! Ten points to whoever can figure out the puzzle before Jameel. The timer starts now!