I’ve been thinking about the whole Weinergate II: The Thickening, thing… I think he’s going about it all wrong. Stop saying that you’ve learned your lesson and you’re never going to do it again. Anyone who is offended isn’t going to buy it again. Certainly not in 40 days. You’ve lost those people. Instead, it’s…

So there’s this commercial on TV for Oscar Meyer. It takes place in some kind of mega mart, like a walmart or a costco or something. While the woman is shopping her kids are screwing around in the store. Her son is on one of those backyard trampolines they had on display and he’s like…