I don’t see the problem. This is just as it should be. The man took your nerdy, lanky, orphan ass off the street, made you rich, and turned you into a human killing machine. And you want a fucking hug? You know who wants a hug? Marvin White. Who’s that? Exactly.
Day: July 30, 2013
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by mav • • 0 Comments
I just signed up for my new English department’s fantasy football league. Apparently they do their draft at a live black tie event. Now I want to get like 4 models to accompany me in sexy sparkly dresses. No one there knows me yet, and it’s always good to make a killer first impression.