Overheard at the bar: Woman: he’s almost like a Jewish person the way he’s so frugal. Man: hey! You can’t say that! Woman: not that there’s anything wrong with that! Man: you still can’t say that Jews are cheap. Woman: I didn’t say Jews! I said Jewish! I’m not sure she gets how Jewish works.

I need one more fantasy football player to fill my league. Anyone interested? It’s free. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?