*sigh* I wish I was smart…

I needed more deodorant, so I drove up to the store (two blocks away, but it was raining). While I was up there, I remember I needed to call my mom. So I did, while I was standing in the aisle. I talked to her for five minutes then hung up, checked out and walked home…

Getting home I realized “dude, where’s my car?”

Shit!!!!

So I had to walk all the way back up to the store, get in my car and drive home again.

Ummm… I guess at least I got some exercise.