New biz plan idea for @BestBuy. I’m willing to pay $1 everytime I walk in the store to guarantee that no employee ever tries to help me.

Keith Morrison on @datelinenbc always seems a little to excited to talk about murder cases “So many places to hide a body! MUHAHAHA!!!”

In defense of having weakling women on the screen (well, sorta) interesting read… Thanks, Meron.I hate Strong Female CharactersSherlock Holmes gets to be brilliant, solitary, abrasive, Bohemian, whimsical, brave, sad, manipulative, neurotic, vain, untidy, fastidious, artistic, courteous, rude, a polymath genius. Female characters get to be Strong.

I wonder 1)How many bestbuy employees tried to sell these 2)How many geeks went home & tried to buy them on amazon. http://t.co/hIVL3S8uzZArtist Pranks Best Buy Shoppers With a Fake Useless Plastic Black BoxShopping for electronics at Best Buy already feels like some kind of hidden camera prank, with staff who never want to help…

And this is why @toonseum is awesome… http://t.co/qxbWWXgw6K Don’t you wish you had a cartoon museum in your town?

And as the the latest advance in AI, we have created robots capable of rape! Sigh… Come on scientists, have we learned nothing from science fiction, do not teach robots to think. They’re better than us. Of course, since we’re already going that way, I for one welcome our new robotic overlords. I only humbly…

Come on people, everyone knows that you’re supposed to use the airplane bathroom for all mile high activity! http://t.co/fATMQDrG3sCouple Busted After In-Flight Pleasure SessionAUGUST 8–A couple who allegedly engaged in a series of “lewd, indecent, and obscene” sex acts on a plane bound for Las Vegas are facing federal criminal charges, The Smoking Gun has…

So there’s a little bit of a story behind this one. Once I did the Captain Marvel pic last week, I thought, “I have to do a Mary Marvel pic to go with this.” When I was doing the Captain Marvel pic, I decided I didn’t want to change up his costume. Captain Marvel should…

Happy Birthday to the bestest sweetie in the world, Stephanie Siler. Everyone go tell her she’s old!!!! Well, or say Happy Birthday. Your call.

Stephanie and I are watching something we DVR’d on Comedy Central at 3am. It has tons of phone sex hotline commercials. It’s 2013. Who uses phone sex hotlines? Is there really a market for people who have $3.99/minute to jack off but don’t have internet access?