I would have said “I’m a fucking bear.” just to have that extra little bit of punch.

I’m betting on Batman. Always bet on Batman.

Thanks to Link for the link (hahah, Link for the link… get it?!?! Yeah, ok… moving on) Laura, Rebecca, Helena, Katya, Christy, Dawn, Brittany, Amber, Heather, Heather, (I’d tag other people, but apparently facebook only lets me do 10): I guess you have a choice. Stop reading comics or grow a penis. Your call. Mark…

And another one. At the request of Andrew Stowell, it’s Captain Marvel, Billy Batson edition. Of course, I think this is the Captain Marvel he meant. There are 47 superheroes with that name, and for all I know, he meant the guy from the 60s who could split off his bodyparts… I am not drawing…

Yes. I get it @netflix. You have profiles now. Do you really need to email me the same spam 5 times in one day?

survey: I just referred to Betty White as a “media whore.” Steph insists she’s not. I say she is & nothing is wrong with that. Opinions?

I think it’d be awesome if the president gave a press conference saying “we’re not spying on American citizens. Except you, James Pez of Bismarck, ND. We’re watching you. We know what you’re doing.”

Wanted: One 5-piece funk band or progressive hiphop orchestra to follow me around and provide theme music. http://t.co/O3s98IQQYO

I do not know if FoxNews really did this or not. I do not care. I want to believe!!!!

What idiot at Apple/MS back in ’84 decided Cmd-W eould be “close window.” I just accidentally quit my browser with a typo for millionth time

So I’ve been saying forever that the archaic ideas of decency on broadcast airwaves weren’t long for this world and now the networks are agreeing with me. It’s just that it’s hard to watch Ice T get into a fight with a criminal on SVU and then say “darn it.” Hardcore grizzled cops just don’t…

Ooooh… Ahem, I hereby would like to announce the formation of my new “tutoring” service specializing in preparing nubile young women for SATs, GREs, MCATs, LSATs. Actually, we can totally help you pass any test… well except maybe a pregnancy one…Forget crosswords – having an ORGASM is more effective at giving the brain a workout,…

Some of you may start drooling now. *cough* Melissa *cough* Rebecca *cough* http://comicbook.com/blog/2013/08/06/agents-of-s-h-i-e-l-d-tom-hiddleston-has-spoken-to-joss-whedon-about-appearing/Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Tom Hiddleston Has Spoken to Joss Whedon About Appearing | Comicbook.comToday at the Television Critics Association upfronts for Great Performances: The Hollow Crown, a new BBC series in which he appears, Marvel’s The Avengers and Thor: The Dark World star…

Why do technology companies feel the need to advertise based primarilly on being cheaper than the competition (usually Apple). You don’t see commercials for the Kia going “and we’re half the price of a Corvette!!” You don’t see Bud light going “why waste your money on Cristal?” Even if you’re Coke or Pepsi or Tide…

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