Paul Walker has apparently died by crashing his Porsche into an irony tree. Yeah yeah, it’s dark… It’s me! http://t.co/Df8HQvKBTWhttp://t.co/Df8HQvKBTW

The awesome thing is if I had a gala function to wear a tux to, I think I actually know white women who would volunteer to do this with me.Trophy Scarves: 'I Wear White Women For Status & Power' | Clutch MagazineNate Hill is a performance artist. And he's serious about his work. Hill's art…

Meron asked me if I’d shoot a cover image for his new play and I asked Ariel to help me out. Help us decide what the best picture is by telling us what your favorite is either here or on my photography page.

When cops break traffic laws I should be able to pull them over and write them a ticket

seriously… I don’t get how teenagers and twenty-somethings do college at all…. 1) If I were this frustrated 20 years ago, I totally would have given up and gone drinking by now (which I often did, and hence some of the problems I had when I was an undergrad). 2) I have a house. In…

Ok… now I just want to take my camera and walk the earth waiting for things to go horribly wrong….23 Photos Taken One Second Before Utter CatastropheStep one: Post the picture on Instagram. Step two: Call an ambulance.

Yay. I’m sorta kinda not useless! Sorta kinda…Why English Majors are the Hot New HiresAfter years of emphasis being put on math and engineering degrees, here's why English majors may be in high demand.

Now come on, if being the God of Thunder means you can’t “Tap Dat Ass” then really what’s the point of being the God of Thunder?One Ass To Rule Two GodsOne Ass To Rule Two Gods

Spent the day editing a photoshoot of Heather as Supergirl. See the rest here: https://t.co/AIy0iJPpae http://t.co/eGmUvNqzq8Mav (@chrismaverick) posted a photo on TwitterGet the whole picture – and other photos from Mav

Because the people have demanded it! (I’m sure someone somewhere demanded it, dammit!) It’s Mav and Jameel’s Facebook Pictionary Part 14!!!! 10 points to whoever can correctly guess the mystery clues before Jameel!

Yay! 15 min weight loss plans! Fuck the gym! Fuck photoshop too! Just stand at the right angle! My favorite Garfield quote ever. I “did you know you could flex fat?” Well, here’s how to instructions For Men: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andrew-dixon/weight-loss-secrets_b_3643898.html?ncid=wsc-dl-cards-readmore%3Dedlinkusaolp00000009 For Women: http://www.businessinsider.com.au/before-and-after-weight-loss-exposed-2013-8

And there would also be some obscure jokes about geek references that no one would get.If an author of a Computer Book wrote a Math TextbookClick to see the pic and write a comment…

And THIS is why Al Gore invented the internet!#roofbreakup (with tweets) · kyleayersA couple ran onto my roof and started fighting with each other, and eventually breaking up with each other. They didn't seem to care that a bunch of people were up there already. I live tweeted the breakup.