Yay science! You know if you really love your kids, then at birth you’ll have them bit by a spider while sitting in the middle of a cyclotron in a sandy desert in New York City while a gamma bomb goes off behind them. Don’t forget the vita rays.My ’70s Health-Nut Parents Didn’t Vaccinate Me.…

Now see… this is one of those times where the fanboy in me goes all nerdgasm and is like YES!!!! but the curmudgeonly old bastard in me who has see this happen a gazillion times with other believed series from my childhood says “Goddammit!!! Can’t you just let the dead rest in peace?” *Sigh* I…

Wow… my 1st class of the semester (tomorrow) is cancelled. This is the first snow day I’ve had in 20 years. Anyone wanna hang at the mall?