Yay science!

You know if you really love your kids, then at birth you’ll have them bit by a spider while sitting in the middle of a cyclotron in a sandy desert in New York City while a gamma bomb goes off behind them.

Don’t forget the vita rays.

My ’70s Health-Nut Parents Didn’t Vaccinate Me. This Is What My Childhood Was Like.

I am the ’70s child of a health nut. I wasn’t vaccinated. I was brought up on an incredibly healthy diet: no sugar till I was 1, breastfed for over a year, organic homegrown vegetables, raw milk, no MSG, no additives, no aspartame. My mother used homeopathy, aromatherapy, osteopathy; we…