If I invented a device to rewind your Netflix, iTunes and Amazon rentals, I wonder if I could get people to fund the kickstarter.

You know. Back in my day Cracked only existed to be a magazine for kids who’s parents were dumb and accidentally didn’t buy Mad. I love how they’ve now become so smart. 5 Easy Ways to Spot a B.S. News Story on the InternetMost of the time, we don't need somebody else to debunk these…

Yep. That’s what young girls need. More etiquette.

This is the coolest little girl ever.

Why don’t the Girl Scouts just cut out the middle man and sell weed?A Savvy Girl Scout Is Selling Cookies at a Cannabis Clinic in San FranciscoOn Monday, a 13-year-old Girl Scout sold 117 boxes outside The Green Cross — 37 more boxes than what she sold standing outside a Safeway.

One would hope. But honestly I know some people who fit the stereotype. Don’t we H. Jameel Al Khafiz? *cough* Luke *cough*Where Did This Stereotype Come From?See more funny on Cheezburger.com

Really, I totally don’t get boys. Yes, I know I am one, or at least last time I checked. I would *get it* if boys were like “oh my god, I know a porn star! I’m so going to get laid!” Not that it would work. But I would understand the delusion. Fine…. But, “oh…

Maybe it’s real. Maybe it’s not. Who cares. This would have been the best commercial ever.

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I just got junk mail inviting me to apply to a K-8 charter school. Not for my kid(which I don’t have). For me. Hmm if this phd thing doesn’t work out…

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Wow, this is amazing photography. If you’re somewhere you can’t view NSFW photos, then immediately go to somewhere you can, because these are amazing! Sigh… it really bugs me that I have to pretend stuff like this is offensive when I post to Facebook. Damn you, America!!! http://www.nerve.com/love-sex/stunning-images-of-nude-ballerinas-dancing-in-stardust-nsfw?fb_action_ids=10100802517615320&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%5B578489922243966%5D&action_type_map=%5B%22og.likes%22%5D&action_ref_mapStunning Images of Nude Ballerinas Dancing in 'Stardust'…

Hint: If you are taking a class where you are assigned to read a book, write about it, then watch the movie and write about it, you probably can’t get away with just watching the movie. They’re different! That’s why you’re doing both. And since your teacher assigned them, he probably knows them well enough…