MSWord really needs a “I am writing this in a familiar tone, so please only grammar check the mistakes I didn’t mean to make” checkbox.

I bet if i posted a fake news article claiming an asteroid hit the earth and there were no survivors people would still repost/retweet it.

Has anyone else watched the show Mixology on ABC? I came across it accidentally, and I’m kinda enjoying it. http://t.co/qDav53wR4PHey Facebook! Come watch MixologyWelcome, fans! Watch full episodes, play trivia games and read recaps for every episode at your home for all things Mixology.

The secret to any good relationship is always being able to surprise your mate and make her life better. Stephanie: I wish there were crayon sharpeners mav: what do you mean? steph: like a pencil sharpener. But to make the crayons sharp again. mav: like on the back of the box? steph: Wow! when’d they…

Oh the struggles of my daily life… you know how it is… sometimes you just want a nap. Am I right, guys? http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6959301/8-problems-that-only-guys-who-fuck-real-good-will-understand8 Problems That Only Guys Who Fuck Real Good Will UnderstandA couple embarrassing quirks all us WAY TOO GOOD AT SEX people share!

Dammit! Jehovah’s Witnesses knocked on my door and forced me to put on pants. I mean, I guess I didn’t HAVE to…

I’ll be here today. So will Max and a lot of other people. Come on out. It’s Free! What else do you have to do?

So, anyone want to help me make a bunch of “God Loves Fags!” signs and take a field trip? http://t.co/vtZWwK8Lp8Fred Phelps, anti-gay Westboro Baptist founder, diesKansas preacher staged pickets at soldiers' funerals to rail against gays

Max and I are going to be at PIX this weekend. If you aren’t busy come on by.PIX: The Pittsburgh Indy Comix Expo: Christopher "Mav" Maverick & Maximilian to Exhibit at PIX 2014PIX is devoted solely to creator-owned, self-published, small-press, and handmade comics, artists, books and other visual works. Admission and parking are FREE and…

If anyone wants to do guest art for Cosmic Hellcats, I need it this week. Sam Panico and Mark Seeley are you still in?

High school is a lot like prison: Bad food, high fences; the sex you want, you ain’t gettin’, the sex you gettin’, you don’t want. So the news had this story on about a fight in a local school. Now I’ve been to high school. It was a long time ago, but I think I…

Damn straight I would! I’d go straight up Gattaca! “Yes, I’d like a boy and a girl please. Supermodel looks, 200+ IQs, and Wonder Twin powers. Also if you could make the boy not have an inferiority complex for having a completely lame ass power that would be great.”Would You Customize Your First Born Child?The…

I like to believe that somehow, even though the prom was indoors, little Jimmy here still managed to get sand kicked in his face.

I really really really want a drink. And I am completely out of beer. Fuck the Ukraine. This is like a serious problem. Help!

You know, I guess this is supposed to be like “look strangers kissing isn’t as beautiful as that stupid ad makes it out to be.” But honestly…. when they use “real people” I still kinda like it. And they only paid everyone £20! So my $100 for whatever you want would probably totally work! And…