I really really really want a drink. And I am completely out of beer. Fuck the Ukraine. This is like a serious problem. Help!

You know, I guess this is supposed to be like “look strangers kissing isn’t as beautiful as that stupid ad makes it out to be.” But honestly…. when they use “real people” I still kinda like it. And they only paid everyone £20! So my $100 for whatever you want would probably totally work! And…