I do not understand this commercial, Stephanie and I just saw on TV. Yes… I will grant that I am not the target audience. Fine… But I have met women in my life… at least, you know, two or three… and my gut impression is that women on average don’t really want to associate their…

Dear SAT, please replace the whole essay section with a simple “What is a paragraph?” question. -Love, 1st Year Comp teachers everywhere