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  1. May 1, 2014 at 5:50 pm

    I’m with you. The same thing happened to me. Now I have to get the Sears Catalog again.

  2. May 1, 2014 at 5:53 pm

    The only thing I actually order from it is toilet paper, the protein bars that Stephanie and I eat for breakfast, and the protein brownies that I eat as snacks. Honestly, if they had decided to cancel my protein bars I’d find it annoying, but I’d be like “whatever.” It’s not like I’m ever going to have an emergency where I suddenly HAVE to have those right now. To the door delivery of toilet paper was like the greatest invention that mankind had ever known.

  3. May 1, 2014 at 5:54 pm

    Well, while I can think of other greater inventions, I do have to say that having toilet paper delivered straight to the house on regularly scheduled intervals made my life so much easier.

  4. May 1, 2014 at 6:10 pm

    Dude… if you ever want to go to costco. let me know

  5. May 1, 2014 at 6:10 pm

    Wonder why they stopped. Just not enough people ordering it?

  6. May 1, 2014 at 6:13 pm

    Honestly, I really should get a Costco membership. I’ve meant to for years.But the whole point is I DON’T WANT TO GO TO COSTCO! I want the gods to shine down upon me and say “lo, for he is almost out of toilet paper. Verily shalt I bequeath upon his threshold the gift of 36 fresh rolls such that he mayeth shit in peace and comfort. Thus shall it be written and thus it shall come to pass!”

    is that too much to ask?

  7. May 1, 2014 at 6:14 pm

    apparently, according to amazon, yes. Also– the hack if you don’t want the membershit (sic) is to give me money to buy you gift cards. you won’t need a membership to to go in and use it and i won’t have to be there.

  8. May 1, 2014 at 6:15 pm

    No, you misunderstand. It’s not that I don’t want a membership. It’s that I don’t want to get off my lazy ass and go to the store

  9. May 1, 2014 at 6:18 pm

    no misunderstandings. I answered your question, “is that too much to ask?”. since it’s too much to ask, i’m offering alternatives.

  10. May 1, 2014 at 6:29 pm

    It is about time I got a Costco membership. Problem solved.

  11. May 1, 2014 at 6:31 pm

    eh… I mean, we literally live a block away from a grocery store, I can leave the house, buy toilet paper and be back home in the space of a commercial break on television. It’s all about laziness. But yes, if you want to be in charge of toilet paper acquisition we can get a costco membership

  12. May 1, 2014 at 6:34 pm

    or we can subscribe to Sears catalog as well.

  13. May 1, 2014 at 6:39 pm

    I think the solution is to pay someone else to go to costco, buy TP for you, and deliver it to your front door every 3-6 months.

  14. May 1, 2014 at 6:55 pm

    That should also stop Mav from smoking.

  15. May 1, 2014 at 7:21 pm

    boxed.com is supposed to be a delivery warehouse store. Now if only they had subscriptions.

  16. May 1, 2014 at 8:24 pm

    I do believe that soap.com will deliver tp to your home on an ongoing basis.

  17. May 1, 2014 at 8:57 pm

    You have all missed the point of a Costco/Sam’s Club membership. The greatest perk is the food samples! Timed right, you can purchase your mega quantities of TP AND get free dinner out of a single trip! Rookies 😉

  18. May 1, 2014 at 9:01 pm

    Oohh…Date night at Costco! (btw, do they have a furniture department.. esp dining room furniture?)

  19. May 1, 2014 at 9:04 pm

    They have dining room furniture occasionally, depending on their deals. Also, they’ll deliver.

  20. May 1, 2014 at 9:21 pm

    I don’t think she wants to buy furniture. I think she just wants us to have somewhere to sit down and eat our free samples

  21. May 1, 2014 at 9:26 pm

    If it’s good enough for the Simpsons after church…

  22. May 1, 2014 at 9:27 pm

    actually, we do need furniture for the back patio.

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