I don’t know why purity ball pics keep showing up all over the intertubes lately… But this guy nicely sums up my feelings on them.
Seriously though… I mean I know I’m a godless heathen and all. I’m the guy who is all for slutting it up as much as you can especially before you’re married because otherwise you’ll probably suck at it. I’m the guy that said virginity is useless unless we need to catch a unicorn, feed a dragon or silence a volcano. I know I don’t have kids. I get all that…
But honestly, say you are very religious and devout and sexually conservative. Say you think girls should save themselves for marriage and that the only point in sex is the miracle of childbirth or whatever (and if you’d slutted it up and gotten good at it like I told you, you’d know better). Say you believe all that… Seriously, at some point you’ve still got to look in the mirror or at the photos or something and say “this is some fucked up shit right here.”
Dusty Smith Explains Purity Balls: ‘If You’re Not Gonna F*ck Your Daughter, Then Nobody’s…
‘Christian’ purity balls are creepy–really, really, creepy. Comedian Dusty Smith tells us why!
” I’m the guy that said virginity is useless unless we need to catch a unicorn…”
Attitudes like that are why unicorns are endangered, y’know.
I would think that attitude would explain why unicorns have had a population explosion 😉
Are you sure they’re endangered? Maybe there’s millions of unicorns, but there are too many whores around so we never see them.
It’s a form of habitat loss.
Lmao. Not just at Dusty, who is funny, but at the unicorn conversation.
If there are no virgins, satanists cannot perform their rituals. Isn’t that in Christian interest?
what did I read? Is this really a thing? Everytime I hear about how they go off the deep end, they keep making it deeper
Why can’t they all just handle snakes and die? Sheesh…
The purity ball pics would be less weirdly incestuos looking if the father simply stood a reasonable distance behind the daughter with a shotgun.
Sexual oppression is like the slow cooker of sexual perversion. These people are so messed up in the head about sex… of course it’s going to get weird.
the girls “give their virginity” (according to a flyer) to their fathers for safe keeping until they’re married … which .. uhm, sounds creepy in itself
I’m reminded of Jessica Simpson’s (preacher) father who during her early career and big abstinence before marriage push was obsessed with telling the media how amazing her boobs were. (Yes, this is true)
miley cyrus did the same when she was with disney .. and look at her now
well stated. and yes, it’s IS some effed up shit.
Well *that* was unsettling…
This concept of purity balls is so disturbing, I cannot even fathom it.
This is 6 years too late, and maybe you’re not the Arthur David Kerins from Connecticut in a polyamorous marriage as a “Daddy Dom”….but if you are…
Didn’t you “Internet romance” a 15 year old Brazilian girl for a year & fly her here when she was 16? And your “other wife” was 18 (when you were 45+) whom you “rescued” from a strict religious family & also flew her thousands of miles?
Dude. Talk about cognitive dissonance.
There’s not enough hot water in my house to make feel clean after reading that…
The Asian chicas out here in Hawaii fully embrace purity balls. Their skin is so sensitive.