Really?!?!? Uh… And coming next, the bottle of Dr. Pepper that can only be opened by simultaneous orgasm. Sponsored by Grindr. Coke Creates Socially Awkward Bottles For College Freshmen To help get college freshmen started with new friendships, Coca Cola designs a bottle of coke that can only be opened with another bottle of coke!…
11-21-06 (Photo credit: chrismaverick) Now see I love that REAL customer service people are so much more reasonable than the fake scammers I usually deal with. I just got a call from Verizon: Verizon Salesman: Hi, this is John with Verizon FiOS. Is Christopher Maverick available? Mav: What’s this regarding? VS:…
Ok, the “Scottish version” of Snow White is the best story ever. Actually Cracked is wrong; it’s not really the same, it’s a separate but similar fairytale (ATU#709) called Gold-Tree and and Silver-Tree. But whatever. I like the message: Wait for your evil mother-in-law to try to murder your wife, then find a new wife…
Hellmouth is open! Let’s go! The Gates of Hell Just Opened In Guatemala “This can’t be real” was my first thought. Then I checked the source: The Guatemalan government. This sinkhole appeared last sunday in a street intersection of Ciudad de Guatemala. Just looking at the photo gives me vertigo. [Updated]
Hey, I’m as much of a sarcastic asshole as this guy! I totally have to start blogging regular again so that I can become a neat reforwarded internet meme. The world needs my customer service scam plays!!! The Best Email Exchange Ever. This Man Is Hilarious.