It’s been two whole days since I pimped the kickball party that I am throwing in a few weeks with Margaret Bashaar. Time to do it again. So yeah, remember when you were a kid and kickball ruled? Wouldn’t it be that much better if you were a grownup and could play it with beer?…

I’m oddly in a mood to play beer pong in my pool. Someone volunteer. Yes, Of course I have a floating beer pong table. What a stupid question.