I should have become a southern lawyer. It clearly isn’t that hard. One doesn’t need a working knowledge of the law or common sense or anything!!!
“You honor, you don’t understand. Yes the young woman was unconscious, and yes it is clear that in retrospect she didn’t want the sex. But you see, your honor, the young lady is a slut. You can’t rape a slut. It’s just like you can’t rob a charity because they give money away. Raping a slut is just like going into a nursing home and killing a whole bunch of old people. They’re just going to die anyway. And who among us hasn’t done that? Am I right?”
TN football player wants rape case dismissed because unconscious victim was ‘promiscuous’
Court documents submitted by one of four Vanderbilt football players accused of raping an unconscious 21-year-old female student painted her as “promiscuous” and a “drinker.”
Your Honor, if she’s unconscious, then I have proof she didn’t say “no”, and if she doesn’t day “no” then it can’t be rape. And why didn’t she say “no”? Because she’s a slut.
Do not let your Tennessee bias reflect upon the rest of the South!
Don’t kid yourself, that defense works in big cities up North, too. (Unless you are black, but you usually get a trial, at least.)
One does, however, need a particular exquisite accent, Gawd-demmit.
that’s a good point. Everyone knows that people with southern accents aren’t evil. All villains have british accents.
^ James Earl Jones is British? I find your lack of accent recognition disturbing…
James Earl Jones is never evil. Darth Vader was a patriot trying to quash a rebel uprising.
Noooooooooooooo….. heheh 🙂
And that story is cray cray.
Yep that’s southern justice.
Your Honor, my client is an upstanding member of the community, if you’ll pardon the pun, who, when he’s not trying to clobber opposing football players into a Chris Benoit level dementia with his helmet on helmet tackles, is often seen volunteering at a local animal shelter as part of some pre-existing court ordered community service. While the accuser prefers to spend her time on her back, legs akimbo, airing out her womanly doodads as an invitation to any passing sailor, truck driver or traveling salesman to walk on in and make himself at home. What I’m saying your honor is the filthy slut was asking for it or else why would she even have a vagina in her possession?
So what was he in Conan?
You mean James Earl Jones’s character in Conan? He’s a humble minister and Moses to his people who is senselessly and brutally murdered by a powermad barbarian.
His character provided direction for lost souls. Sometimes that direction was down.
“Sorry, he turned into a big snake and ate eyeball soup, he’s bad.” That is my cousin’s logic from when we were younger and she and I watched Conan.