And this right here is why I carry my entire life savings in my shoe. 14-Year-Old Kids “Hack” Into ATM With Incredibly Clever Workaround Crazy as it might sound, the “hack” didn’t require any advanced computer hacking at all.
Gattaca! Gattaca! Gattaca! Will anyone actually get that joke? You know what? I don’t care… I want this SO much. Like seriously… I’m totally into this! Ok ladies, who wants to breed a master race with me?
Hell… The making of would have made just as awesome a commercial. Especially the second one (in the comments) How they made the classic Old Spice “I’m on a horse” commercial I thought that the classic Old Spice “I’m on a horse” commercial was entirely made with green screens and video compositing. I was wrong.…
I wonder if the religious right realizes that their outrage is the only reason Riri dresses like this in the first place? I love that people make claims like “Female modesty and decency have been on the decline for years.” You know what one of my favorite songs is? “Love to Love You Baby” by…
So they did about half the lawn. Because who cares about the health risk or the neighbors so long as they have what they want, right? Stephanie thinks they’re probably having a party.
Ladies and gentlemen, your *friendly* neighborhood Spider-Man. Korean Spider-Man Has an Erection, Pisses People Off Oh hey, it’s your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. Your very, very friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
Oh my god! They’re dragging a lawn mower up the stairs next door. Proof conclusive of the existence of god.(Please don’t let this be a hoax)
Because we all (like Barney Stintson) know that Weekend at Bernie’s is the fucking dream! Bizarre Road Trip! A man drove a deceased woman from Arizona to Michigan, propped up in the passenger seat and wearing sunglasses. And it gets weirder, click here: http://www.myfoxny.com/story/25692232/gruesome-road-trip-clinton-township-man-drives-cross-country-with-a-dead-women-in-passenger-seat
I am NOT shocked that someone has discovered that the Long Island Medium isn’t psychic. I AM shocked that someone spent more than 2 min writing an article exposing her. Tomorrow on Jezebel, we explore the controversial topic of are “Pamela Anderson’s boobs real?” The answer will surprise you! Then come back Monday for our…
you know the Abraham and Isaac story always kinda bothered me too. Stephanie just told me the same. Some of these I didn’t even know and I know a lot of good obscure Bible stories. I need to research more of these when I get the time. OT God was straight up gangsta sometimes. God’s…
Somebody went and woke the sleeping dragon. I’m very weird about personal expression. I’m a black man (except when I’m pretending to be Asian) with tattoos and piercings. I rant at length on the internet about my (not so standard) views on politics, religion, drugs and sexuality. I wear ridiculously offensive t-shirts and curse like…
here’s a view of my neighbors unmowed lawn from my back window. Note my fence is six feet tall: https://twitter.com/chrismaverick/status/473215261001396225
For people who wonder when I complain about my neighbors not mowing the grass here’s the transition between our lawns http://t.co/9wFOlrSm1E http://twitter.com/chrismaverick/status/473212002593415168