modern tech problems: I shut down my imac so rarely that when I just now did it, it took me 5 min to remember where the power button was.
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modern tech problems: I shut down my imac so rarely that when I just now did it, it took me 5 min to remember where the power button was.
That is sad… so very, very sad.
oh, yeah… like you’d be able to find it any faster!!!
Shouldn’t it just turn back on automatically?
if I had rebooted it. But I accidentally selected shut down
you should be able to just go down to your basement and throw a circuit breaker switch and everything will power up, right?
(i dunno where that button is either)
I was totally going to try that, but the master circuit breaker has a big giant “ACCESS DENIED” Movie OS warning on it
Did you try inverting polarities?
I was out of dilithium crystals. Is it possible to invert polarities without dilithium crystals?
I think so, but it might take eight hours instead of four if you’re not a miracle worker
Next time I’ll MacGuyver some up with some duct tape and charcoal.
You need plutonium for the flux capacitor!
I thought you just had to pray to the ghost of Steve Jobs and then it would make a cute sound and boot.
sudo halt
Suda 51?
To be clear. I wasn’t having a problem shutting down! The problem was turning it back on again.