So, while I was in line at the store to get cigarettes a little bit ago, I overheard something (you always overhear interesting stuff in line at the convenience store). Some woman was telling her friend that she was sick of the media concentrating on all of the negative press the NFL gets with Adrian…
Month: September 2014
Pop culture
Ariana Grande and the Breakdown of Math as We Know it.
by mav • • 9 Comments
So, @ArianaGrande was the musical guest on Saturday Night Live last night. I’d heard her a bit before but never really got into her. But, I decided that she was “kinda catchy” and hey, I have $12, why don’t I toss it at her album. Besides… I mean look at her. She clearly wants to be a Cosmic Hellcat.…
Gender & Sex, Religion, Website Reviews
Polygamous Mormon Sex Crime Ninja Battles
by mav • • 3 Comments
No matter what else happens before midnight, this is easily the best thing on the Internet today. No, this isn’t a Science Ninja Action Team Cosmic Hellcats spinoff, but it should be. Two armed “polygamist women” dressed like “ninjas” were subdued by a sword-wielding man during a home invasion, according to police in suburban Utah.…
Gender & Sex, Photography, Rants
Oh yes, we must protect perverts from persecution by women… *sigh*
by mav • • 92 Comments
Sometimes, I’m just ashamed to own a camera… So I like photography. In fact, I love photography, and as a heterosexual, red-blooded, American male, I have kind of a thing for erotic and glamour photography, hence all the random sexy girl photos that I have to accompany these little blog posts I do. They’re all…
Telemarketer Theater
Telemarketer Theater Epilogue: Why I love my wife
by mav • • 29 Comments
Telemarketer Theater
Telemarketer Theater: Phone Sex Edition
by mav • • 41 Comments
Oh Hell Yeah it is!!! That’s right. At long last, It’s the one you’ve been waiting for. The Phone Sex Edition of Telemarketer Theater! Our hero, MAV is sitting in his office reading literary journals, because that’s just the kind of wild man he is. The phone rings in the other room. Mav goes to answer…
Gender & Sex, Movies
Help Me Pick My Paper Topic: Girls who wanna “do it”
by mav • • 88 Comments
Gender & Sex, Website Reviews
Buzzfeed: Men try on women’s underwear…
by mav • • 8 Comments
I’ve often heard women claim that “men would kill themselves if they had to go through the culturally obligated beauty rituals that women have to.” This comes up a lot when talking about makeup and shaving but I especially hear it in regards to underwear, especially thongs and the litany of impractical lingerie offered by…
Pop culture, Rants
The NFL is not Greenpeace
by mav • • 57 Comments
I live in Pittsburgh, Pa. It’s a football town. As a resident here, I am required by law to worship the Pittsburgh Steelers, forsaking all other gods before them. Football is a religion here. Do you understand the level of sacrilegious gumption it takes for a city to pronounce a football play as “immaculate” and continue…
Uncategorized
And today at 1am…
by mav • • 5 Comments
Went outside for a cigarette. I’m standing on my porch and a car pulls up in front of my house very slowly with a couple in it. The window rolls down and female asks me “You don’t happen to have a daughter named ______ do you?” “Umm, no, but there’s a little girl with that…
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Open letter to all pedestrians
by mav • • 24 Comments
If I stop to let you cross at a crosswalk, don’t wave me on. I get that you’re trying to be nice and courteous, but it’s not. I’m driving a 2 ton SUV. You’re on foot. You are at my mercy. I am not worried about you running over my truck. Thanks, -Love, Mav
Drawing
Figure Drawing
by mav • • 2 Comments
Movies, Rants, Website Reviews
BIG SURPRISE! Affleck says Batman vs. Superman is AWESOME!
by mav • • 3 Comments
Pop culture, Rants
An Open Letter to CeeLo Green and Anyone Accused of a Violent Crime…
by mav • • 11 Comments
The world is not perfect. Neither is the justice system in this country. Sometimes, guilty or innocent, people go to jail. Sometimes, guilty or innocent, people go free. What I’m looking to do here is address everyone in the latter group, guilty or innocent, and in particular you, Mr. CeeLo Green. Now let me preface this…