So, @ArianaGrande was the musical guest on Saturday Night Live last night. I’d heard her a bit before but never really got into her. But, I decided that she was “kinda catchy” and hey, I have $12, why don’t I toss it at her album.
Besides… I mean look at her. She clearly wants to be a Cosmic Hellcat. Shiny miniskirts… She’s even started wearing cat ears everywhere she goes. How can I not reward that sense of style? I need that to catch on!
So I’m listening to it now while I’m working and for some reason the thought “hmmm…. I wonder how old she is?” crossed my mind. So, I decided to wikipedia her…
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Yeah, that was a mistake… Born in 1993?!?!? And she’s 21? Clearly that’s a typo. Nobody born in 1993 is 21 years old. That’s should say 1978. Maybe it’s supposed to be 1983. Fuck it… I’ll even give her 1988. 1993? NO! Fuck you! Fuck your math!
Aren’t we still 25? I thought I was 25.
Wait, is that a grown woman? She looks 7.
2 years after Nevermind was released, and 6 years old when the Matrix was…
Goddammit! I told you guys it was a typo!
Yea. 1988 is 21. Let’s stick with that. Forever.
You kids get off my Goddamn lawn!!
i was born in 1992 :p
Zélie: Let’s just consider you probationary… 😛
Quit making me feel old. 😛